Tuesday, December 25, 2007

¿Qué es lo que define una buena o mala navidad?


La Real Academia de la Estupidez del Comercio Televisado, adornado en rojo y verde, con las mejores ofertas de pago sumado a cantantes mediocres interpretando un improvisado villancico rockero junto a personajes de televisión destemplados, definen como buena navidad, lo siguiente:

Dícese la mejor navidad, a aquella fiesta celebrada una vez al año en compañía de amigos y familiares, estos últimos quienes hacen gala de la mejor repartición de regalos y comentan con los demás personajes del escenario sus logros y hazañas del año que acaba, al mismo tiempo que en ambiental se escuchan villancicos interpretados ya sea por Luís Miguel (si, este pend#$% interpreta villancicos) Enrique Iglesias, las Pandora, hermandad blanca, etc. y en la sala contigua, se puede observar toda clase de ensaladas adornando un enorme pavo, mientras que los más pequeños juegan con los juguetes de moda y explotando todo aquello que el contrabando pudo permitir adquisición, el escenario es verde y rojo, junto a un ostentoso nacimiento que viene a ser un adorno más del imponente árbol que es el centro de atención, este ritual de risas y orgullo finaliza en el mejor de los casos con la comida y el reparto de regalos que aún no han sido abiertos o en el peor de los casos con una puñetiza por parte de los presentes cuando el alcohol comienza a manifestarse, de ahí que también se conoce a la navidad como una época de encuentro y perdón, ya que en la resaca del día siguiente con la conciencia a un fulgurante, se comienza a pedir perdón por las brutalidades cometidas en el encuentro del día anterior.


Dado que ésta definición está tan extendida en nuestras mentes, tendemos a explicar como mala navidad a todo aquello que no tiene ni el 10% de semejanza con lo expuesto en el párrafo anterior, pero ahí les mando un tip, la clave de como mejorar su navidad para los próximos años:

No ser tan pend#$% y reconocer que la navidad es un día más y que si quieres dar amor y amistad cual regalos tienes 365 días del año, entender que si quieres celebrar con tus amigos y seres queridos si es que aún los tienes, pues no hay fecha en especial en la que lo puedas hacer,
y aunque suene duro de entender, pues recordar que tienes 365 días del año en los que puedes perder a un ser amado y que si esto ocurre en un 25 diciembre a parte de ser un hecho lamentable para ti y los demás, no dejará de ser una mera coincidencia.

Extracto tomado del blog elgordotemira.blogspot.com

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